06.Jan.2010 UCF Response To DG I’m On a Boat Video - Shaan

We recently received a comment from reader Maria stating that she has UCF’s answer to DG’s infamous “I’m On A Boat” video.

Not exactly sure how this is an answer, since it’s more of just a sensational headline to trick people into watching their video, but we were still entertained nonetheless. They hit all the basic frat themes, like fratmusic.com, bros before hoes, and Guy Harvey. We were quite surprised they noticed some of the more subtleties of being a bro, like bangin’ slam pieces and the emergence of v-necks in the fratmosphere. They’re still missing some of the newer terms, like winning championships in frathletics and slam pieces looking for the most frattractive bros to give them sororgasms, but in today’s world, it’s hard to be on the bleeding edge of emerging brocabulary.

However, this poses an interesting question: how many fraternities are going to complain about this video and try to attain disciplinary sanctions against these girls? Whatever the case may be, I would love to sanction both these girls at the same time. I wonder what kind of parody song a frat star would write about being in a sorority? Does a video like that even exist? I wonder who will be the first fraternity to write the song? Off the top of my head, maybe something like:

Ugly anorak strapped to my back
Plastic sunglasses look pitch black
Know all the words to LMFAO
Feeling kind of sober, hit up frat row

In Daddy’s benz, we ride
With my little (omg <3 <3 <3 <3 u little!!!) inside
Snort fat lines till I'm cross eyed
Panhellenic love until we die

RELAX RELAX RELAX! Before you start firing off your angry comments, we’re just messing around. We love sororities. Plus, I’m sure most of you reading this can come up with better lyrics than we can.

Is this video “really, really mean” to fraternities?
Would it be OK for a fraternity to post a “funny” video about a sorority, or is that considered “sexual assault?”
What are some sorority stereotypes?
What is the female equivalent of a bro?
Who is funnier, UF or UCF?