25.Aug.2009 Tucker Max Scores in the Swamp - Lazaroc

Tucker Max avoided security and University Police Department last night in an attempt to bust a nut.

According to His Website,

“I mean this literally. I snuck in to the stadium, with a girl, and fucked her on the goal line of the south end zone. Right below the goal posts, underneath the national championship signs.”

This brings up the struggle between respect & hate. Where one must respect ones effort in successfully pulling out any random sex act in The Ben Hill Griffin Stadium aka “The Swamp” or any other public space. But where as being a Gator, hating him for disgracing our beloved field with his corrosive semen.

I guess this has all been done in an effort to promote his new up and coming film named after his book “I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell.” Tucker will be defiling stadiums and seducing women across the country on his 31 day tour. All leading up to the release of his film on September 25th.
Here is a look at the trailer…

I think this all just really signifies that Fall semester in Gainesville has officially started.