• Puddle of Mudd comes to Venue this Friday. ACR’s upset that Waka Flocka Flame aren’t the opening act. UPDATE: LOOKS LIKE THE SHOW IS CANCELED.
• Video of Kofi Adu-Brempong shooting surfaces.
• Sharab’s capacity limit increased. Their power level is over 9000.
• Alachua Country booksale this Saturday. I’m just happy gville.info finally updated.
• A transvestite finally makes it to Alachua County’s most viewed mugshot.
• Greeks are closet nerds. Who knew?
• All my friends are becoming fans of SEC Rage on Facebook. For raging, I don’t see many pics of beer bongings or gameday threesomes.
• HEY LOOK, IT’S ANOTHER DESIGNER DRUGS REMIX. Just kidding, it’s Neon Liger’s first mini film debut.
• Jordan Johnson gets sentimental about being Student Body President, but I’m still convinced he’s the one that suggested ZBT donates a gym to Haiti.
• UF students hate Gods who hate fags.
• Status Nightclub has its grand opening this Friday. Still not sure why they just didn’t convert that building to a Denny’s (just kidding).
• Gator fans eagerly await with hands on cocks for Tebow’s imminent NFL draft.
• Not understanding the difference between Gainesville Fashion and Trendy Bitches. I thought the only fashion trend in Gainesville was tank tops and $0.80 plastic sunglasses?
• Underground rave in the woods Saturday night. Bring your designer drugs, lollipops, and a spare generator.

That’s all I got for this week. I’m sure you’ll see the Designer Drugs party pics on gville.info and neon liger pretty soon, so look out for that as well. And on that note, I leave you with a brand new Electro House and Dutch Techno mixtape from yours truly.

Tracklist after the jump.

1. Steve Aoki Feat. Zuper Blahq – I’m In the House (Grandtheft Remix)
2. Street Savi – We Like (DJ Bam Bam Remix)
3. Boris Dlugosch – Bangkok
4. Major Lazer – Pon de Floor (Ludachrist Pon de Foley Remix)
5. Afrojack & Gregor Salto – I’ll Be There
6. DJ Bam Bam – Watch The Club Go
7. Luvstuff – Ziek Music (Audiobot’s Get Down Remix)
8. PeaceTreaty & Disk Jo Slim – Deepher Insideher
9. Kidda – Feel Too Good (Jack Beats Remix)
10. Kids At the Bar – So We Can Party
11. Trip – Who’s That (Jack Beats Remix)
12. Crookers & Black Noise vs. Monster Squad – Business Man (Monster Business Bootleg)
13. Unknown Artist – Rock Wit It
14. Drake – Over (Hyper Crush Remix)

Every week we will record a mixtape with some awesome pre-party jams for you to drink your Giant Green Jolly to while you’re getting ready for another night downtown. You know we’re a diverse and well-rounded group of DJs, so expect to hear mixtapes of various genres and moods as the weeks go by. We’re kicking off the party with a funky house mix that starts off mellow but quickly transforms into a toe-tapper.

Tracklist:
1. Greg Mak – Walking In Space (Banx Remix)
2. Malou – I Wish (Kid Massive Saxy Dub)
3. Andy Caldwell – Give A Little (Moulton Studios Remix)
4. Ultra Nate – Twisted (Louie Vega Remix)
5. Fred Everything – Friday (Fred’s Lazy Vox)
6. Sade – By Your Side (Ben Watts Remix)
7. Bob Sinclar – Champs Elysees Theme
8. Sonny Fodera – Get Dat
9. Sonny Fodera – Resurrection
10. Sonny Fodera – Penguins
11. Mike Gilenwater – How Much Longer
12. Room 5 – U Got Me
13. Le Principle – Keep Moving
14. Louis La Roche – Prick Stick
15. Duck Sauce – aNYway
16. Kid Creme Feat. Shawnee Taylor – Austin’s Groove

So next week we’re thinking either an electro house mix or a guido house mix. What do you want to hear?
Where’s the hottest party this weekend?