The Gainesvillains » guido http://thegainesvillains.com It's Pronounced Gaines-Vill-Uhns. Read A Book Bro. Thu, 26 Jan 2012 21:05:32 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Guido Nation http://thegainesvillains.com/guido-nation http://thegainesvillains.com/guido-nation#comments Wed, 27 Jan 2010 15:30:15 +0000 Lazaroc http://thegainesvillains.com/?p=1601
I am sure that you have already noticed but plenty of Jersey Shore themed parties are popping up all over the place. With the recent finale of the first season, kids across the country are taking to the tanning salons and 24-hour gyms to emulate their idols. Don’t be surprised if it becomes trendy to drink out of protein shakers at keg parties around town.

I won’t front and pretend like I know everything there is to know about the cast but I do know that they want more money to come back for a second season. I’m kind of hoping that MTV doesn’t give it to them just so I won’t have to see this chick dancing up and down the boardwalk. It would also be interesting to see what else is out there on the shore that we’re missing out on. Unfortunately MTV won’t fund a Daytona Beach Shore kind of television show. I’m sure it would get just as good ratings but would probably be aired on TruTV and look a whole lot more like Cops.

Honestly tho, I’m getting really tired of all the fist pumping. Tired of hearing everyone talking about how hard they fist pumped last night and even more tired of being out and seeing everyone fist pump. “Ah bro my shoulders sore from fist pumping hard last night!!!” or “Fist pumped the fuck out of Bank last night!”

Anyone have any innovative fist pumping moves or techniques?

Whats left for the fist pump 2.0?

Ever started a fight because you were simply fist pumping too hard?

Anyways, here’s some Tiesto to hold you over till the next season.

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