Not exactly sure how this is an answer, since it’s more of just a sensational headline to trick people into watching their video, but we were still entertained nonetheless. They hit all the basic frat themes, like fratmusic.com, bros before hoes, and Guy Harvey. We were quite surprised they noticed some of the more subtleties of being a bro, like bangin’ slam pieces and the emergence of v-necks in the fratmosphere. They’re still missing some of the newer terms, like winning championships in frathletics and slam pieces looking for the most frattractive bros to give them sororgasms, but in today’s world, it’s hard to be on the bleeding edge of emerging brocabulary.

However, this poses an interesting question: how many fraternities are going to complain about this video and try to attain disciplinary sanctions against these girls? Whatever the case may be, I would love to sanction both these girls at the same time. I wonder what kind of parody song a frat star would write about being in a sorority? Does a video like that even exist? I wonder who will be the first fraternity to write the song? Off the top of my head, maybe something like:

Ugly anorak strapped to my back
Plastic sunglasses look pitch black
Know all the words to LMFAO
Feeling kind of sober, hit up frat row

In Daddy’s benz, we ride
With my little (omg <3 <3 <3 <3 u little!!!) inside
Snort fat lines till I'm cross eyed
Panhellenic love until we die

RELAX RELAX RELAX! Before you start firing off your angry comments, we’re just messing around. We love sororities. Plus, I’m sure most of you reading this can come up with better lyrics than we can.

Is this video “really, really mean” to fraternities?
Would it be OK for a fraternity to post a “funny” video about a sorority, or is that considered “sexual assault?”
What are some sorority stereotypes?
What is the female equivalent of a bro?
Who is funnier, UF or UCF?

First off, let’s show the video one more time, with lyrics transcribed the best we can, since these girls keep singing all over each other, obviously fighting to be the star voice:

Annie, What the fuck is a canoe doing in our front yard?
Why is there like a boat in our yard?

AWWWW SHIT
Everybody get your towels ready, it’s about to go down
Everybody in the place hit the motherfuckin’ deck
but stay on your motherfuckin’ toes

I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
Everybody look at me cause I’m sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat)
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
I’m on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat (boat, yeah)

I’m on a boat mother fucker, take a look at me
Straight blowin’ on a boat on the DG
KD’s and ZTA’s jealous, they all wanna slit my throat
They can’t stop me motherfucker cuz I’m on a boat

Take a picture trick
The pnm’s bitch
They follow us like puppies cuz we so quick
I got my headband on, and my ragin’ whopper(?)
I’m lookin fly, you at Sigma Chi straight lookin’ proper

Thank god I’m not a dolphin, doin’ deltas and shit
Showin’ up at parties, bringin’ all the fuglies with
But this ain’t Seaworld
Your mascot is as gay as it gets
I’m on a boat motherfucker don’t you ever forget.

I’m on a boat and
It’s going fast and
I gotta nautical themed metallic headband
We’re the queens of the row, so fuck you hatas
And if you ain’t that cute, then you probably went ZTA

GET THE FUCK UP, THIS BOAT IS REAL

Fuck pandas I’m a hata motherfucker
Fuck crowns, golden anchor motherfucker
Fuck Tri Delts you suck, motherfucker
And ADPi hates one trick, mother fucker

Mom Jerry(?), if you could see me now
PC ’09 got that boom boom pow
We’re gonna be hotter than God somehow
Shout out Jenni Skinner, DG is unstoppable

I never thought I’d be on a boat
We’re the queens of sorority row
Hey ZTA, look at me
I always knew I’d see the day
That KD would decay
Believe when I say
They’re fucked on bid day
Yeah yeah yeah
Ooh oooh ohh
Shawty
DG

It’s nice to see Brooke Helvie figured out the key to stardom is an investment in auto-tuner. Rumors say DG will receive sanctions from the Panhellenic Council, the University of Florida, their Nationals, as well as a personal “speaking to” from Bernie Machen himself.

Some of the funnier comments we’ve seen on the matter (thanks Get It Greek):

Get off the high horse, once you are out of Florida with your Bachelors in Telecomm/PR, you will likely just be a spankbag for your adulterous husbands

The Holocaust(or Boat Remix) wasnt meant to be seen by the world(or sorority row), and it was funny to the Germans(or DG) does that mean it was ok? hmm….

Hope Gillis isn’t driving that boat

The lovely ladies of Delta Gamma offer a rich heritage based on principles of personal integrity, personal responsibility and intellectual honesty. Its primary purpose is to foster high ideals of friendship, promote educational and cultural interests, create a true sense of social responsibility, and develop the finest qualities of character. They’re on a BOAT mutha fucka!!!

What is your opinion on the matter?
Should ZTA record a response video?
Do you think Bernie is right handed or left handed?
Will DG’s formal be on a boat this year, or would that be considered “too controversial?”
Do you know what the unrecognizable lyrics are?
How in the fuck is this even related to the Holocaust?