18.Jul.2010 DJ Drama - Shaan

Looks like Rusko and Deadmau5 aren’t getting along:

I heard Ultra 2011 will be a bare knuckle brawl next year. Is it true?

11.Jul.2010 Weekly Wrap Up 2.0 - Will

While partying is fun, blacking out is not. Sure maybe you did ridiculous things that made everybody laugh, but you don’t remember the slightest of it. Thankfully for you, we Gainesvillains are immune to hangovers. So here we are, bright & early, to fill you in on everything you missed this week while you were out drinking.

Wednesday, July 7th

Xs/Gator City & Grog – Uber Promotions

The midtown hotspots (Xs, Gator City, & Grog) were popping off as usual. Joey Friedman really knows how to throw a party. Or three parties at once, that is.

Thursday – July 8th

Eight Seconds -  Uber Promotions

I’m beginning to love Eight Seconds. Country music isn’t quite my thing- but imagine how huge of an untapped market Country&House is? While I look into that, you can check out the photos from Thursday night by clicking the album cover below.

Friday, July 9th

Status – Uber Promotions

I typically like to provide same-night service for posting photos. However, this was an interesting night for me. Let’s just say that I need to look at the photos as much as you do. With that said, click the snazzy cover art to see the insanity:

Saturday, July 10th

Royal Village Pool Party – Uber Promotions

Nothing gets the weekend going quite like a cold beer in the pool. Except maybe a giant Bud Light inflatable ball. Beautiful people and beautiful weather were abundant Saturday morning at Royal Village. To see for yourself, click below:

The Vault – JC Promotions

Shaan Saigol is out of town on important Villainous business, so DJ Shea Michaels and special guest DJ R3ign stepped in on the 1′s and 2′s. All three floors have been opened – Saturday night was a blast at Vault. Joe Haden made an appearance for his NFL Draft Party. He will be playing for the Cleveland Browns next season. On a note unrelated to football- check out the amazing people who celebrated with us last night.

Ladies and gentlemen, that’s a wrap. I hope you found this helpful as you piece together your broken memories of the week/weekend.

See you next week at everywhere worth being.

07.Jul.2010 Weekend Wrap-Up :: Uber Presents the Estates Pool Party & Dirty Disco Presents Steve Aoki - Will

Fucking Unforgettable.

A phrase that doesn’t describe many weekends out of the year. But nay, this weekend was indeed fucking unforgettable. At first I was going to throw in some jokes about what drugs, lasers, and America’s birthday all have in common, but in my infinite wisdom I decided to shut up and let the photos do the talking.

The Estates Pool Party

Beer and bikinis everywhere you look. The White Tie Affair played a great set and stuck around to meet some fans. Check out the album on Uber’s fan page, or by clicking any of the photos below.

Dirty Disco Presents: STEVE AOKI

The Vault Nightclub, Gainesville’s premier electronic getaway, was packed with electro house lovers from all over Florida on Monday night. Mr. Aoki himself was meeting & greeting upstairs in the loft beforehand like the humble superstar he is. Before you scroll down to look at all the sweet pics, check out this video of Steve Aoki dropping WARP and doing a sick stage dive:

Was this the most awesome 4th of July weekend ever or what?

Did you miss the show? What did you do instead?

Were there any other Gainesville happenings this past weekend?

See you next week!

03.Jul.2010 Happy Fourth of July Weekend - Lazaroc

Happy Independence Day Weekend

Time to bust out a bud heavy and enjoy a great conversation with Uncle Buck. The calming aroma of meat on the grill mixing with Buck’s cigarette will have you thinking back to your younger years when you only had to worry about blowing shit up instead of making small talk about what you’re studying in school. Fortunately, you’re not studying anything in school besides which bars have the best specials and the biggest parties weekly.

Luckily, we’ll be bringing in the Fourth at The Vault on Saturday. Sunday, enjoy a good day of drinks and friends, maybe even some sloshball and funnels. Just remember that the Florida Highway Patrol is stepping up their game this weekend so don’t be a fool, get a ride. Or just stay at home and watch Independence Day on loop.

02.Jul.2010 Pre-Weekend Wrap-Up - Will

My favorite thing about Gainesville is that every day is a weekend. While Friday through Sunday comprise the traditional weekend, Monday through Thursday make up the ‘weekday weekend.’ From kill the keg specials, a guest DJ from Miami, honky tonk line dances, and sweet limo rides- this ‘weekday weekend’ covered all the bases.

Monday Night

The Swamp, Gainesville’s most famous restaurant, was having a normal “Summer A-Monday” until every bro on campus realized it was Summer B. Hordes of seasoned Swamp-goers accompanied by the freshest of  freshman descended upon The Swamp just before midnight. One report stated there was a point where the wait to enter was nearly an hour long.

Wednesday Night

Midtown madness ensued on the first Wednesday of Summer B. Gator City, XS, Grog House, Balls and Salty Dog were all slammed. Joey Friedman & Uber Promotions hosted the spectacular events depicted below. To see the albums, click on the pics. Or just click this sweet link right here for Grog, and this really cool link right here for XS/Gator City.

Thursday Night

This Thursday, Uber Promotions brought you Eight Seconds. For those of you newbies, :08 is an enormous venue with no shortage of beer, babes, and boots.  Needless to say I had a great time.

Scope the photos by clicking on the pics below or by clicking this link.

The Vault Thursday

Special Guest DJ Sesbastian Morxx visited The Vault this Thursday evening and rocked the dance floor all night long. I was fortunate enough to swing by and capture a few moments of what was an amazing night.

That’s about all for the hip happenings so far this week. Now Friday through Sunday eagerly await.

Be sure to check us out spinning at Costa Lounge on Friday and making the bass pump at The Vault on Saturday. Also next Monday marks the return of the infamously spectacular Joey Friedman Pool Party @ the Estates – and then later that night is the long awaited premier of Steve Aoki @ the Vault. The party don’t stop ’round here. Ever.

01.Jul.2010 The Villain Report - Lazaroc

Every year when the heat and afternoon storms become unbearable, a new breed of students descend on The University. You know this is happening when you see endless lines of cars in the bike lanes and its not a game day. Thousands of kids anxious to be living on their own for the first time, quietly saying bye to their momma’s hoping that no one sees. This new breed is similar to the species of freshmen that have come before but will have their own unique touch on what it means to be clueless at a major public university.

The Freshman.
Always impressionable, eager, gullible, drunk, clueless, lost, easily excited, loud, intolerable, and vomming in the dorm bathroom till 5am in the morning. These are many of the things that can describe a freshman, but hopefully with a little help we can guide these young souls into an experience enjoyable for all parties involved.

Lets just go ahead and start with the biggest dilemma freshman will face and how you’ll be spending a majority of your time and parents money. Binge Drinking is defined by Urban Dictionary as “A massive consumption of alcohol, mostly beer, in one sitting. This usually leads to temporary memory loss, alcohol poisoning and regretful sex.”

In college, binge drinking is usually disguised by clever acts of trickery and showmanship. Such rituals as beer pong, flip-cup, keg-stands, and power hours are indeed binge drinking. Your peers will pressure you into situations you might be uncomfortable with and into drinking large amounts of the holy sacrament also known as natty light. Please educate yourself with some underage drinking tips. Its important to remember that as a freshman, you are invincible. You will be able to drink any quantity of liquor and beer in any order and not get sick. As a freshman male, your youth will make you a worthy challenger to any upper class-men. You will desperately try to claim your spot as Alpha-bro only to be rudely awakened by a fist in the mouth and that chick from the dorms you brought out leaving with the actual alpha-bro. As a freshman female, you will get drunker and louder than you’ve previously ever been. Prepare for plenty of broken cell phones, cameras, and anything else of value.

• UF student arrested for battery and trafficking Would of been quite a story if he was arrested for trafficking batteries lolz.
• Campus smoking ban starts Thursday Will this be the end of the international engineering programs at UF?
• What do you mean the governments taking away my pythons and water pipes?!?!? New laws stiffening already hard on laws.
• Free event with fireworks in the sky and kids with glow toys, i’m there. Fanfares and Fireworks show returns to Flavet Field
• Starbucks offers free Wi-Fi at all locations. Finally won’t have to sign up for their starbucks cards.
• OMG that band from THE O.C. is coming to town! Oh whats that? You don’t believe in the west coast?

And on that note, our boy DickNasty out of Gainesville left us with a great remix to jam out to. Check it below and leave him a comment letting him know what you think:

ST. BEETHOVEN “Superfuzz” (DiCkNaStY! remix) by DickNasty!