The Gainesvillains

Chat Ratz.com

Lazaroc — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:26:36 +0000

If you haven’t heard about Chat Roulette and all the cocks on there by now then you must be on Spring Break or something. But for those of you who are still connected to the web and looking for a way to entertain yourself we have the answer. Firstly, Chat Roulette is a website that allows for strangers to randomly communicate through webcam chats. You’ll never know exactly whats going to pop up on the other side, but more than likely it will be an old man without a shirt and shriveled balls.

Chat Ratz is a new site bringing you all the entertainment of ChatRoulette without all those shriveled balls. Full of creep bios, funny videos, and chat babe of the day, you can’t go wrong.

Be sure to bookmark Chat Ratz submit any funny/creepy content you find on the web, comment, and retweet/share any chat ratz you’ve come across.

Brian Docta Dawe – Operating Tables

Lazaroc — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 15:06:25 +0000

In our pursuit to cover as much of the musical landscape as we can, we will start to bring you highlights on dj’s from all over the state and beyond. For those of you from Orlando, Brian Docta Dawe is no stranger, with residencies in the past at the now infamous “Saturday/Thursday” nights at Firestone as well as countless other venues, you’ve most definitely partied the night away together.

For anyone who hasn’t heard any of his mixes feel free to download his latest mixtape Operating Tables here. After three months of Chemotherapy, Brian Docta Dawe has proven to be a cancer survivor and is starting off right where he left it. If you’re ever in the Orlando area looking for which party to head out to be sure to check out his new night at FUBAR or Hip Hop is Dead at Dragon Room on Thursdays. You are also able to follow the whole Orange County Concepts on their blog.

Gainesville’s Fashions Weak???

Lazaroc — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:01:54 +0000

Fashion has always been an interesting subject in Gainesville. As new freshmen arrive they immediately ask themselves the same question that I asked myself whenever on campus. That is… WTF are people wearing?

Taking a stroll through Turlington you’ll be able to spot all sorts of things including but not limited to jean shorts aka jorts, socks and sandals, massive cargo containers, and tucked in polos all swimming in a sea of orange striped anoraks. Gainesville is a land littered by stripped anoraks, countless graphic t’s, and a large docks worth of boat shoes.

It has become apparent that there are two extremes, polar opposites if you will, that exist in the Gainesville-brodom fashion scene. Those are Guy Harvey Bros and Ed Hardy Bros. Of course there is some sort of happy medium that exists between dressing like a South Florida guido or a Southern gentleman douchebag. I mean really, what does it matter if your shorts are pleated or if your jeans are bedazzled? Obviously the only thing that matters is what other people think, so make sure you have uniforms ready for class.

Even tho the light pastel colors remind you of that time of year that Jesus was resurrected, stay towards the darker colors to any stains from fratlunch. Match these with a beautiful rendering of your favorite catch. Be sure to carry your notes in hand, no one wants to show up to class, take off their backpack, and expose a sweaty Itchneetucknee to the group of top tier sorority girls sitting in the back. Luckily, those costa del sol crokies around your neck are attached to sunglasses to thwart off any haters.

Since I’m not a fashion diva or haven’t much of a clue about what is hot or whats not these chicks have their own blog to discuss these matters Trendy Bitch but don’t depend on consistent advice so you might want to just check out the insite magazine fashion blog.

Luckily for us, Gainesville Fashion Week lays down the laws of the land twice a year. Fashion week has been growing into a week long celebration of fashion, music, and art. Follow Gainesville Fashion Week on twitter to keep up to date with the latest happenings.

The Pre-Game Mixtape, Vol. 1

Tommy Salami — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 00:15:05 +0000

We’ve decided that Frat Music and Real Frat don’t provide us with the necessary pre-party tunage for our, let’s say, alternative friends who want to party this weekend. That’s why we’ve decided to take it upon ourselves to provide you with The Gainesvillains Weekly Pre-Game Mixtape Series.

Every week we will record a mixtape with some awesome pre-party jams for you to drink your Giant Green Jolly to while you’re getting ready for another night downtown. You know we’re a diverse and well-rounded group of DJs, so expect to hear mixtapes of various genres and moods as the weeks go by. We’re kicking off the party with a funky house mix that starts off mellow but quickly transforms into a toe-tapper.

The Gainesvillains - The Pre-Game Tape #1

Tracklist:
1. Greg Mak – Walking In Space (Banx Remix)
2. Malou – I Wish (Kid Massive Saxy Dub)
3. Andy Caldwell – Give A Little (Moulton Studios Remix)
4. Ultra Nate – Twisted (Louie Vega Remix)
5. Fred Everything – Friday (Fred’s Lazy Vox)
6. Sade – By Your Side (Ben Watts Remix)
7. Bob Sinclar – Champs Elysees Theme
8. Sonny Fodera – Get Dat
9. Sonny Fodera – Resurrection
10. Sonny Fodera – Penguins
11. Mike Gilenwater – How Much Longer
12. Room 5 – U Got Me
13. Le Principle – Keep Moving
14. Louis La Roche – Prick Stick
15. Duck Sauce – aNYway
16. Kid Creme Feat. Shawnee Taylor – Austin’s Groove

So next week we’re thinking either an electro house mix or a guido house mix. What do you want to hear?
Where’s the hottest party this weekend?

Steve Aoki @ Roxy Orlando

Tommy Salami — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 00:12:41 +0000

This past week we were asked to cover the Steve Aoki set at the Roxy in Orlando. The show was your standard Electro mayhem, featuring several songs with crunchy basslines, Aoki spitting champagne all over the crowd, and guidos picking fights with hipsters.

Phantom Status Entertainment put on a great show with gorgeous dancers wearing nothing but body paint and serving flaming bottles of Patron, but something tells me they didn’t hire Glowstick Magillicutty.

We’ve uploaded all the pics to the Facebook page and the vids to Youtube, so check them out.