The Gainesvillains » News http://thegainesvillains.com It's Pronounced Gaines-Vill-Uhns. Read A Book Bro. Sat, 31 Jul 2010 04:29:04 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 DJ Drama http://thegainesvillains.com/dj-drama http://thegainesvillains.com/dj-drama#comments Mon, 19 Jul 2010 03:58:15 +0000 Shaan http://thegainesvillains.com/?p=2792 Looks like Rusko and Deadmau5 aren’t getting along:

I heard Ultra 2011 will be a bare knuckle brawl next year. Is it true?

]]> http://thegainesvillains.com/dj-drama/feed 1 Happy Fourth of July Weekend http://thegainesvillains.com/happy-fourth-of-july-weekend http://thegainesvillains.com/happy-fourth-of-july-weekend#comments Sat, 03 Jul 2010 16:32:51 +0000 Lazaroc http://thegainesvillains.com/?p=2740 Happy Independence Day Weekend


Time to bust out a bud heavy and enjoy a great conversation with Uncle Buck. The calming aroma of meat on the grill mixing with Buck’s cigarette will have you thinking back to your younger years when you only had to worry about blowing shit up instead of making small talk about what you’re studying in school. Fortunately, you’re not studying anything in school besides which bars have the best specials and the biggest parties weekly.

Luckily, we’ll be bringing in the Fourth at The Vault on Saturday. Sunday, enjoy a good day of drinks and friends, maybe even some sloshball and funnels. Just remember that the Florida Highway Patrol is stepping up their game this weekend so don’t be a fool, get a ride. Or just stay at home and watch Independence Day on loop.

]]> http://thegainesvillains.com/happy-fourth-of-july-weekend/feed 0 The Villain Report http://thegainesvillains.com/the-villain-report http://thegainesvillains.com/the-villain-report#comments Thu, 01 Jul 2010 15:47:58 +0000 Lazaroc http://thegainesvillains.com/?p=2715 Every year when the heat and afternoon storms become unbearable, a new breed of students descend on The University. You know this is happening when you see endless lines of cars in the bike lanes and its not a game day. Thousands of kids anxious to be living on their own for the first time, quietly saying bye to their momma’s hoping that no one sees. This new breed is similar to the species of freshmen that have come before but will have their own unique touch on what it means to be clueless at a major public university.

The Freshman.
Always impressionable, eager, gullible, drunk, clueless, lost, easily excited, loud, intolerable, and vomming in the dorm bathroom till 5am in the morning. These are many of the things that can describe a freshman, but hopefully with a little help we can guide these young souls into an experience enjoyable for all parties involved.

Lets just go ahead and start with the biggest dilemma freshman will face and how you’ll be spending a majority of your time and parents money. Binge Drinking is defined by Urban Dictionary as “A massive consumption of alcohol, mostly beer, in one sitting. This usually leads to temporary memory loss, alcohol poisoning and regretful sex.”

In college, binge drinking is usually disguised by clever acts of trickery and showmanship. Such rituals as beer pong, flip-cup, keg-stands, and power hours are indeed binge drinking. Your peers will pressure you into situations you might be uncomfortable with and into drinking large amounts of the holy sacrament also known as natty light. Please educate yourself with some underage drinking tips. Its important to remember that as a freshman, you are invincible. You will be able to drink any quantity of liquor and beer in any order and not get sick. As a freshman male, your youth will make you a worthy challenger to any upper class-men. You will desperately try to claim your spot as Alpha-bro only to be rudely awakened by a fist in the mouth and that chick from the dorms you brought out leaving with the actual alpha-bro. As a freshman female, you will get drunker and louder than you’ve previously ever been. Prepare for plenty of broken cell phones, cameras, and anything else of value.

And on that note, our boy DickNasty out of Gainesville left us with a great remix to jam out to. Check it below and leave him a comment letting him know what you think:

ST. BEETHOVEN “Superfuzz” (DiCkNaStY! remix) by DickNasty!

]]> http://thegainesvillains.com/the-villain-report/feed 1 The Villain Report http://thegainesvillains.com/around-town-villain-report http://thegainesvillains.com/around-town-villain-report#comments Mon, 21 Jun 2010 15:12:15 +0000 Lazaroc http://thegainesvillains.com/?p=2646

What are your plans for the week?
Are you mentally prepared for Summer B?
Looking forward to corrupting the youth one pool party at a time?

]]> http://thegainesvillains.com/around-town-villain-report/feed 1 Bass Camp, From Miami With Love, JC Promotions, Costa Fashion, Status http://thegainesvillains.com/bass-camp-from-miami-with-love-jc-promotions-costa-fashion-status http://thegainesvillains.com/bass-camp-from-miami-with-love-jc-promotions-costa-fashion-status#comments Mon, 14 Jun 2010 23:33:24 +0000 Lazaroc http://thegainesvillains.com/?p=2594 Monday mornings are the hardest hands down. Countless hours of sleep are lost over the course of the week/end only to be made up by feelings of sleep deprivation and confusion about the on-goings of yourself and that group of clowns you call your friends.

Hopefully by piecing together the shards of wristbands on the floor or by logging into your online bank statement you can grasp some faded memory of “the best years of your life.” If not, you could just look at these photos and see what you were up to or what you missed.

Click the first photo to see what happened Friday night, click the second photo to see what happened Saturday night, or click here to see everything at once.

Dancing the night away.

Here, have a card, or two.
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