5000 Facebook fans is a big deal. Here are some more Facebook fan pages with around 5000 fans:

Stop the Oil Spill by Getting Kanye to Interrupt It
The Awkward Moment When an Ugly Person Calls Themselves Ugly
You think you’re hot shit but you’re really just cold diarrhea.
Giving Viagra to Children At Halloween
Holocaust jokes aren’t funny, Anne Frankly, I won’t stand for it.
I Just Had A Water Fight, LOL jk i’m African

Congratulations Tutoring Zone, you are now as popular as Holocaust jokes and giving Viagra to children.

I don’t know why I’m being so snarky though, as they are beating us by about 4000 fans. Why not help our cause and become a fan of us on Facebook?

While you’re at it, become a fan of Tutoring Zone too.

Uber Promotions did it again with an amazing week of events. Check out all the photos by clicking on the respective album covers below:

In other news, Milkman made an appearance at The Vault nightclub Thursday evening. I managed to swing by and catch the last 30 minutes or so- it looked a little like this:

Click to view the album on Facebook.

There are a number of pics every week that don’t really fall into any posting category. That’s why we created the Around Town album.

The streets of downtown are always more amusing after 2AM.

Its been getting really hot out there! By all means do whatever it is you do to remain cool. Buy a trendy hat with a fan attached or go around spraying kids in Turlington with squirt bottles as long as they don’t contain body fluids. If you’re a nature lover be sure to check out Ginnie Springs or Secret Springs if you can find it. Just stay out of the Suwannee cause they keep finding bodies floating up.

• Body found floating in the Suwannee River.
• Fiery scooter crash closes down parts of 13th street.
• Meth Labs all cleared, feel free to plan your Camping Trip accordingly.
• Where’s the best place to rack up the most criminal charges at a value?
• Need to get some summer loving? Adopt a pet and maybe just maybe you’ll catch the attention of that special somebody. If not, ain’t no shame in playing video games and dancing with yourself all evening.
• Will Brennan, Gainesville’s own is Messing with them girls… check it out.

Wednesday, July 7th

Xs/Gator City & Grog – Uber Promotions

The midtown hotspots (Xs, Gator City, & Grog) were popping off as usual. Joey Friedman really knows how to throw a party. Or three parties at once, that is.

Click for photos of XS/GC on July 7th.

Click for photos of Grog on July 7th.

Thursday – July 8th

Eight Seconds -  Uber Promotions

I’m beginning to love Eight Seconds. Country music isn’t quite my thing- but imagine how huge of an untapped market Country&House is? While I look into that, you can check out the photos from Thursday night by clicking the album cover below.

Friday, July 9th

Status – Uber Promotions

I typically like to provide same-night service for posting photos. However, this was an interesting night for me. Let’s just say that I need to look at the photos as much as you do. With that said, click the snazzy cover art to see the insanity:

Saturday, July 10th

Royal Village Pool Party – Uber Promotions

Nothing gets the weekend going quite like a cold beer in the pool. Except maybe a giant Bud Light inflatable ball. Beautiful people and beautiful weather were abundant Saturday morning at Royal Village. To see for yourself, click below:

The Vault – JC Promotions

Shaan Saigol is out of town on important Villainous business, so DJ Shea Michaels and special guest DJ R3ign stepped in on the 1′s and 2′s. All three floors have been opened – Saturday night was a blast at Vault. Joe Haden made an appearance for his NFL Draft Party. He will be playing for the Cleveland Browns next season. On a note unrelated to football- check out the amazing people who celebrated with us last night.

Ladies and gentlemen, that’s a wrap. I hope you found this helpful as you piece together your broken memories of the week/weekend.

See you next week at everywhere worth being.

A phrase that doesn’t describe many weekends out of the year. But nay, this weekend was indeed fucking unforgettable. At first I was going to throw in some jokes about what drugs, lasers, and America’s birthday all have in common, but in my infinite wisdom I decided to shut up and let the photos do the talking.

The Estates Pool Party

Beer and bikinis everywhere you look. The White Tie Affair played a great set and stuck around to meet some fans. Check out the album on Uber’s fan page, or by clicking any of the photos below.

No caption necessary...

Beer, babes, bikinis, and backflips.

As you can see, a great time was had by all involved.

Dirty Disco Presents: STEVE AOKI

The Vault Nightclub, Gainesville’s premier electronic getaway, was packed with electro house lovers from all over Florida on Monday night. Mr. Aoki himself was meeting & greeting upstairs in the loft beforehand like the humble superstar he is. Before you scroll down to look at all the sweet pics, check out this video of Steve Aoki dropping WARP and doing a sick stage dive:

(Link to Facebook album) Steve on stage rockin' it.

(Link to Facebook album) Crowd going wild.

Was this the most awesome 4th of July weekend ever or what?

Did you miss the show? What did you do instead?

Were there any other Gainesville happenings this past weekend?

See you next week!