Archive for the "College" Category

03.Oct.2009 Terrapin Beer

One of the joys of traveling somewhere new is getting a taste of the local brew. On a short trip to the rivals hometown of Athens, I was introduced to Terrapin. The local brewing company has been serving drunken bulldogs a variety of ales since its inaugural rye pale ale in 2002. Their bottles are [...]

07.Sep.2009 New Tailgate Technologies

Over the course of game day weekend it became evident that human evolution is real. The creation of new and inspiring tailgate technologies will allow us to drink and play in ways never before possible. I am sure that there are still plenty of new inventions that have not yet been unleashed yet this football [...]

25.Aug.2009 Tucker Max Scores in the Swamp

Tucker Max avoided security and University Police Department last night in an attempt to bust a nut. According to His Website, “I mean this literally. I snuck in to the stadium, with a girl, and fucked her on the goal line of the south end zone. Right below the goal posts, underneath the national championship [...]

18.Aug.2009 Expedition Wal Mart

There is only one event annually that changes the demographic of Wal-Mart shoppers entirely in Gainesville. That is, Freshmen Move In. All of Gainesville’s non-renewable resources will be snatched up by hungry parents and placed accordingly into dorm rooms and apartments around campus. This will cause a drought of desks, pillows, face wash, tv’s under [...]

15.Aug.2009 Fat Cops

About a week ago, I was in Cleveland, Ohio with a bunch of friends watching the Cleveland Indians play some baseball. Post game, we split up to maximize and diversify our raging potential in downtown Cleveland. After the night of debauchery came to an end, we agreed to reconvene outside the stadium and head home. [...]

14.Aug.2009 Dancing Tips

The other day we received an email from an anonymous freshman asking about nightlife culture and the dancing scene in Gainesville. Coming from High School to College takes a lot of adaptation from your old ways of life. The “chug the entire bottle of Captain and creep up on unsuspecting girls in booty shorts” approach [...]