Archive for the "College" Category

08.Oct.2009 Bourbon Street Survival Guide

The years biggest Road Trip commences in just under 24 hours. As hordes of thirsty gator folk shoot straight down 10 breaking open container laws in each state on the way, New Orleans’s Bourbon Street is preparing for the traffic. If this is your first time hitting up a night on Bourbon street or you [...]

03.Oct.2009 The Beer Delivery Guys

Some local entrepreneurs in Gainesville have opened up the most useful delivery service since mail order brides. The Beer Delivery Guys do exactly what their name says, deliver beer straight to you. Their menu includes: “108 different types of beer, sake, wine, champagne, energy drinks, cigarettes, cigars, dip, hookahs, hookah tobacco, rolling tobacco, and rolling [...]

Terrapin Beer

One of the joys of traveling somewhere new is getting a taste of the local brew. On a short trip to the rivals hometown of Athens, I was introduced to Terrapin. The local brewing company has been serving drunken bulldogs a variety of ales since its inaugural rye pale ale in 2002. Their bottles are [...]

07.Sep.2009 New Tailgate Technologies

Over the course of game day weekend it became evident that human evolution is real. The creation of new and inspiring tailgate technologies will allow us to drink and play in ways never before possible. I am sure that there are still plenty of new inventions that have not yet been unleashed yet this football [...]

25.Aug.2009 Tucker Max Scores in the Swamp

Tucker Max avoided security and University Police Department last night in an attempt to bust a nut. According to His Website, “I mean this literally. I snuck in to the stadium, with a girl, and fucked her on the goal line of the south end zone. Right below the goal posts, underneath the national championship [...]

18.Aug.2009 Expedition Wal Mart

There is only one event annually that changes the demographic of Wal-Mart shoppers entirely in Gainesville. That is, Freshmen Move In. All of Gainesville’s non-renewable resources will be snatched up by hungry parents and placed accordingly into dorm rooms and apartments around campus. This will cause a drought of desks, pillows, face wash, tv’s under [...]