Archive for the "College" Category

09.Feb.2010 The Gainesvillains Valentine’s Day Survival Guide

You knew it was coming, as it does every new year. There is hardly any denying yet alone escaping the hold it has on popular culture. Something changes as we reach into February and store fronts are demasculated into soft pink death traps. Every year people struggle to accurately express those “oh so hard to [...]

06.Jan.2010 UCF Response To DG I’m On a Boat Video

We recently received a comment from reader Maria stating that she has UCF’s answer to DG’s infamous “I’m On A Boat” video.

Not exactly sure how this is an answer, since it’s more of just a sensational headline to trick people into watching their video, but we were still entertained nonetheless. They hit all the [...]

19.Dec.2009 I’m On A (Sinking) Boat

Unlike The Alligator, The Gainesvillains aren’t here to bash Greeks. In fact, we love them, because they are collectively the most villainous group in Gainesville. Brawls outside of Balls, catfights at Swamp, taking drunken dumps on rival houses, corn hole, mackin’ on skanks, skipping the line at 101, it’s just all so cash. [...]

08.Oct.2009 Bourbon Street Survival Guide

The years biggest Road Trip commences in just under 24 hours. As hordes of thirsty gator folk shoot straight down 10 breaking open container laws in each state on the way, New Orleans’s Bourbon Street is preparing for the traffic. If this is your first time hitting up a night on Bourbon street or you [...]

03.Oct.2009 The Beer Delivery Guys

Some local entrepreneurs in Gainesville have opened up the most useful delivery service since mail order brides. The Beer Delivery Guys do exactly what their name says, deliver beer straight to you. Their menu includes:
“108 different types of beer, sake, wine, champagne, energy drinks, cigarettes, cigars, dip, hookahs, hookah tobacco, rolling tobacco, and [...]

Terrapin Beer

One of the joys of traveling somewhere new is getting a taste of the local brew. On a short trip to the rivals hometown of Athens, I was introduced to Terrapin. The local brewing company has been serving drunken bulldogs a variety of ales since its inaugural rye pale ale in 2002.

Their bottles are marketed [...]