Archive for the "College" Category

14.Jun.2010 Bass Camp, From Miami With Love, JC Promotions, Costa Fashion, Status

Monday mornings are the hardest hands down. Countless hours of sleep are lost over the course of the week/end only to be made up by feelings of sleep deprivation and confusion about the on-goings of yourself and that group of clowns you call your friends. Hopefully by piecing together the shards of wristbands on the [...]

02.Jun.2010 Oil in the Gulf, Photos in the Club

“Let’s start with the good news of the day: we now know that there is lots and lots of oil in this earth.” It’s official, oil has finally reached the coast of Louisiana. The way I see it, there’s only two ways to go about coping with the calamity. Listen to what John Stewart has [...]

11.May.2010 Back to Basics

When Summer A rolls in, its really a time to connect with the basics that have kept you entertained since the very beginning. You know things like dope ass beats and funny youtube videos. The occasional trip to Northside park, brews in hand and the hope at shooting par on the frolf course. A little [...]

09.Feb.2010 The Gainesvillains Valentine’s Day Survival Guide

You knew it was coming, as it does every new year. There is hardly any denying yet alone escaping the hold it has on popular culture. Something changes as we reach into February and store fronts are demasculated into soft pink death traps. Every year people struggle to accurately express those “oh so hard to [...]

06.Jan.2010 UCF Response To DG I’m On a Boat Video

We recently received a comment from reader Maria stating that she has UCF’s answer to DG’s infamous “I’m On A Boat” video. Not exactly sure how this is an answer, since it’s more of just a sensational headline to trick people into watching their video, but we were still entertained nonetheless. They hit all the [...]

19.Dec.2009 I’m On A (Sinking) Boat

Unlike The Alligator, The Gainesvillains aren’t here to bash Greeks. In fact, we love them, because they are collectively the most villainous group in Gainesville. Brawls outside of Balls, catfights at Swamp, taking drunken dumps on rival houses, corn hole, mackin’ on skanks, skipping the line at 101, it’s just all so cash. That is [...]